Well, it happened… Dow hits 20,000…

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I’ve read in a few places that something special would / might happen when the Dow hit 20K (one or more (or all) of these may be fictional)…

• The global currency reset would happen.
• The RV would take place.
• Donald Trump would be elected President.
• The Chicago Cubs would win the World Series.
• Jesus would return in body and buy out BOTH Trump AND the Cubs.
• He would then say, “Sorry, I’m not here to raise all of your buried relations from out of their graves… and how in My Dad’s name could you Christians EVER believe that Holy Crap!”
• David Wilcock would reveal that HE is a Blue Avian.
• Donald Trump would step down and install his son, Barron, as the US President.
• The Atlanta Falcons would FINALLY win a Super Bowl.
• Kp would FINALLY end this post and go back to sleep!