Office of Poofness 11-29-15… “Uprising”

A couple highlights are below.

Music lyrics and video are at the end.

[Poof] “Do not try to figure all out- trust that all are exactly where it is and that time drags but ultimately the wins will show up. This effort is for real. There is little reasoning that could make any of this sensible unless it were so.

[Susan] “Let’s make lemonade! How many lemons do we need for a gallon?… I had my last lemon on Thanksgiving resulting in a broken radius and have heard many reports of similar incidents lately. Ouch! So let’s brings on the sunshine and turn our hearts to healing. Keep watching those currencies because that’s the key to the ignition switch that starts the delivery trucks to your door.

[Zap] “NOW HERE IS THE KICKER…WHAT DO YOU HAVE HOPE FOR? BOTTOM LINE IS THAT WHEN YOU HOPE (DREAM) OF GOOD THINGS FOR OUR HUMANITY, THE UNIVERSE REALLY LIKES THAT ONE AND GIVES AN ABUNDANCE.

“THAT OLD SAYING THAT IF EVERYBODY AT ONE TIME THOUGHT OF A SINGLE THING, THAT THOUGHT FORM WOULD MANIFEST. ALL THAT ENERGY OF MIND WOULD GO TO WORK AND CREATE THAT REALITY VERY QUICKLY. THE POWERS THAT BE ARE SCARED OUT OF THEIR WITS ON THAT ONE (AND THIS IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET NOW) THAT MIND IS EVERYTHING.

“WE ARE ENTERING A MARVELOUS AND WONDROUS PERIOD OF TIME NOW WITH THE MASSIVE CHANGES THAT ARE HAPPENING IN FRONT OF US, AND BEHIND US IN THE BACKGROUND. THE UNIVERSE (AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOOD GUYS AND GALS) ARE CONSPIRING TO BRING ABOUT THE PEACE, JOY AND PROSPERITY THAT IS THE BIRTHRIGHT OF EACH OF US.”

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Greeting and Salutation:

[POOF SAID;] “Just pay attention to the small stuff and do your inner work as you all have. The changes being examined are massive and will be rejected as not feasible yet they are and the work to bring those about is on going as you already know. Move away from group think and do your own reflecting. Money is the key – the right use of money toward balancing many levels of consciousness… Do not try to figure all out- trust that all are exactly where it is and that time drags but ultimately the wins will show up. This effort is for real. There is little reasoning that could make any of this sensible unless it were so.”

SUSAN SAYS:

Let’s make lemonade! How many lemons do we need for a gallon? I’ve been thrown several lemons during these years of waiting and I’m sure you have too.
I had my last lemon on Thanksgiving resulting in a broken radius and have heard many reports of similar incidents lately. Ouch!

So let’s brings on the sunshine and turn our hearts to healing. Keep watching those currencies because that’s the key to the ignition switch that starts the delivery trucks to your door. I keep hearing good news every day! Expectations and anticipations are over the Richter scale! So let your heart light shine, no matter what lemons may fall on your path, knowing the silver lining is coming…S…

ZAP SAYS:

HI ALL

THE THOUGHT FROM URANTIA TO PONDER FOR TODAY:

“Expectant faith will ever keep the hope-door of man’s soul open for the entrance of the eternal spiritual realities of the divine values of the worlds beyond.”

WITHOUT FAITH, THERE IS NO HOPE. WITHOUT HOPE, THERE ARE NO DREAMS. WITHOUT DREAMS, THERE CAN BE NO REALITY. BY EXTENSION, THOSE OF US THAT CHOOSE TO DREAM GAIN THAT REALITY. SOMETHING CAN NOT COME INTO EXISTENCE UNLESS IT IS THOUGHT OF, OR ALTERNATIVELY PUT, DREAMED OF.

OUR THOUGHTS PROVIDE THE FRAMEWORK FOR THE UNIVERSE TO BUILD ON AND CREATE A REALITY. SO DREAMS GIVEN FORM AND SUBSTANCE MAKE UP THIS WORLD OF OURS, AND HOPE IS THE SUSTENANCE OF A DREAM. NEVER LOSE HOPE.

NOW HERE IS THE KICKER…WHAT DO YOU HAVE HOPE FOR?

BOTTOM LINE IS THAT WHEN YOU HOPE (DREAM) OF GOOD THINGS FOR OUR HUMANITY, THE UNIVERSE REALLY LIKES THAT ONE AND GIVES AN ABUNDANCE.

IF YOU HOPE FOR MONEY, THAT WILL MANIFEST SOONER OR LATER WHETHER BY YOUR HARD WORK, OR PURE LUCK. THE LAW OF ATTRACTION WILL WORK. IF YOU HOPE FOR GOOD THINGS FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN, THAT WILL MANIFEST TOO. HOPE FOR WAR…WELL, THAT ONE IS DEBATABLE BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE KINDA SORTA TAKES A DIM VIEW OF NEGATIVE HOPE AND TENDS TO BOOMERANG IT BACK ON THE HOPER. HENCE THE KARMA THING.

THAT OLD SAYING THAT IF EVERYBODY AT ONE TIME THOUGHT OF A SINGLE THING, THAT THOUGHT FORM WOULD MANIFEST. ALL THAT ENERGY OF MIND WOULD GO TO WORK AND CREATE THAT REALITY VERY QUICKLY.

THE POWERS THAT BE ARE SCARED OUT OF THEIR WITS ON THAT ONE (AND THIS IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET NOW) THAT MIND IS EVERYTHING. WE ARE CO-CREATORS OF ANYTHING OUT THERE, AND THE MIND DOES IT. IT IS AN ELECTROMAGNETIC ENGINE (WITH A FEW TWISTS) THAT ACTUALLY ATTRACTS SOURCE ENERGY TO MANIFEST OUR THOUGHT FORMS. THINK RIGHT AND YOU CAN FLY. GO SEE HYPERLINK https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3jZOJVqBVj7Qy39q10sI73j2tiOuCSJ3&v=QWbYne9LyFI FOR THAT ONE.

SO WHY ARE WE STILL IN STRIFE? JUST BY ASKING THAT ONE QUESTION CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE ANSWERS AND THEY ARE SELF-EVIDENT. THE BIGGEST ONE IS BECAUSE OF THE ENSLAVEMENT OF OUR HUMANITY BY THE CABAL. WE ARE FEEDSTOCK TO THEM.

WE ARE ENTERING A MARVELOUS AND WONDROUS PERIOD OF TIME NOW WITH THE MASSIVE CHANGES THAT ARE HAPPENING IN FRONT OF US, AND BEHIND US IN THE BACKGROUND. THE UNIVERSE (AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF GOOD GUYS AND GALS) ARE CONSPIRING TO BRING ABOUT THE PEACE, JOY AND PROSPERITY THAT IS THE BIRTHRIGHT OF EACH OF US. LONG HAVE HUMANS BEEN SUBJUGATED BY DARK FORCES INTENT ON GREED AND POWER, AND THE MISDIRECTION THAT KEEPS PEOPLE SHEEPLE.

THE WARS, THE ISSUES, THE DAY 247 OF SOME INCIDENT, THE CURRENT FASHION CRAZE, OR NEW IMPROVED HOT DOG PLASTER OUR SENSES, AND IT MISDIRECTS WELL. THEY ARE ALL A GREAT BABYSITTER AND OBFUSCATOR DESIGNED TO KEEP US FROM THINKING TOO MUCH, AND IT WORKS FOR THE MOST PART UNTIL WE BEGIN TO QUESTION IT.

DEAR GARRETT OF THE WAYSEERS MANIFESTO PEGGED IT WELL, AND IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET, GO LOOK AT HYPERLINK “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPR3GlpQQJA” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPR3GlpQQJA

THE EVENTS OF THE LAST MONTH HAVE PROMPTED ME TO THROW OUT THESE THOUGHTS TO YOU. THE AMAZING THINGS THAT HAPPENED THUS FAR TO THE BENEFIT OF OUR HUMANITY HAVE BEEN GREAT, AND ALL IS IN READINESS. WE ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE CHANGES WE KNOW ARE COMING. THE ISSUE WE ALL HAVE IS TIMING. WHEN IS A QUESTION THAT IS ON ALL MINDS, AND THAT IS A QUESTION THAT CAN ONLY BE ANSWERED BY PATIENCE.

THE TIMINGS OF THE RV, THE GCR, THE COMPENSATIONS OF HISTORIC ASSETS, THE LAUNCH OF THE NEW FINANCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE AND INTEGRATION WITH THE CURRENT SYSTEMS ALREADY IN PLACE, THE REDUCTION AND ELIMINATION OF VIOLENCE, OF POVERTY, AND ALL THE OTHER ELEMENTS THAT MAKE UP OUR CURRENT REALITY ARE ALL IN A FLUX, BUT THOSE TIMINGS HAVE A FINITE SCHEDULE ALL ACCORDING TO THE DIVINE PLAN.

A LONG TIME AGO THE ELDERS WROTE THE PLAN THAT IS BEING IMPLEMENTED RIGHT NOW, AND WHETHER IT TAKES A WEEK, A MONTH, OR A YEAR, IT WILL OCCUR AND THE CHANGES WILL BE DONE. A GOOD SOUP TAKES TIME TO CREATE, AND LEFT ON THE STOVE TO SIMMER BECOMES SO FLAVORFUL AND DELICIOUS THAT THE WAIT IS DEEMED WORTHWHILE AFTER YOU TASTE IT.

THE SAME THING APPLIES TO THE EVENTS UPON US NOW. PATIENCE WORKS, AND THE SOUP WILL BE GOOD. IN THE MEANTIME, DO NOT GIVE UP THE DAY JOB AND LIVE ONLY ON HOPIUM. THAT DOES NOT WORK. HOPE WORKS ONLY IF SUPPORTED BY ACTION. YOU CAN HOPE FOR THE GLASS OF WATER TO REACH YOUR LIPS, BUT IF YOU DO NOT REACH FOR THE GLASS AND BRING IT TO YOUR LIPS, YOU WILL NOT DRINK FROM THAT GLASS.

Dear ZAP,
What is the Matrix Release and its ramifications for all of us regular folks and the global community in general? Thanks
J

THE RELEASE OF THE MATRIX FUNDS OF OUR HUMANITY SPELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUBJUGATION AND FREEDOM AND LIBERTY. WHICH BRINGS TO MIND ANOTHER QUOTE FROM A THE URANTIA BOOK:

“Liberty is a self-destroying technique of cosmic existence when its motivation is unintelligent, unconditioned, and uncontrolled. True liberty is progressively related to reality and is ever regardful of social equity, cosmic fairness, universe fraternity, and divine obligations.”

TO FREE OUR HUMANITY FROM THE ENSLAVEMENT THAT HAS BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY FORCED UPON US, A MAJOR CHANGE MUST TAKE PLACE. THE ENERGY FOR THIS CHANGE COMES PARTLY IN THE FORM OF MONEY, THE FUEL FOR THE REACTION.

THESE FUNDS HAVE BEEN SQUIRRELED AWAY BY THE WISE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE DIVINE PLAN FOR THIS TIME. THESE FUNDS ARE SOMETIMES CALLED (IN PART) THE GLOBAL COLLATERAL ACCOUNTS, THE HERITAGE FUNDS, AND VARIOUS OTHER CODE NAMES AND DESCRIPTORS. ALL OF THESE ELEMENTS COMPRISE THE MATRIX FUNDS, AND THEY ARE THERE TO PERFORM THE RECONSTRUCTION OF THIS BLUE BALL OF OURS.

WHERE ELSE CAN THE VAST SUMS OF MONEY REQUIRED TO REBUILD OUR PLANET COME FROM? THE US TREASURY? THE FEDERAL RESERVE? CHINA? LOWER SLOBOVIA? THEY COME FROM THE BACK SCREENS THAT HOLD THEM IN ABEYANCE UNTIL THEY ARE RELEASED TO DO THE WORK THEY ARE MEANT FOR.

MONEY IS ENERGY. ENERGY LIKES TO WORK. MONEY SITTING ON A SHELF COLLECTING DUST CAN NOT WORK, AND THE ENERGY IS WASTED. IF NO WORK IS DONE, THEN NOTHING HAPPENS.

LOOK AT THE GREAT DEPRESSION IN THE USA. THE CABAL SHUT OFF THE MONEY FLOW, AND THAT SHORTAGE OF ENERGY DID WHAT? IT CREATED A TIME OF LACK. WHEN THEY DID UP THE NEXT WAR, THEY TURNED THE FAUCET BACK ON, MONEY FLOWED, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS GREAT ECONOMIC BOOM. ALL ARTIFICIALLY CREATED. IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THERE WAS NO WAR, BUT JUST TURNING ON THE FAUCET WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED THE CIRCUMSTANCE TO PROFIT FROM IT, BUT A WAR COULD. SO WE HAD A WAR.

THESE MACHINATIONS OF SUBJUGATION, RAPE AND PILLAGE ARE FAST COMING TO AN END WITH THE RAISING OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND A GOOD SMATTERING OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT SUCH MECHANICS. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT THE MONEY BUT THAT TIME IS ALMOST OVER.

IT IS NO LONGER ABOUT THE MONEY, BUT ABOUT PEOPLE.

AND NOW A WORD FROM A REALLY BRAINFUL FELLOW…WELL, FULL OF SOMETHING:

Now you know why the Zap a crapola has never been right for so many years
He was a Bush run front stooge from the very beginning, same for Arlington Robinson
WTB

WHAT? A BUSH RUN FRONT STOOGE? FIRSTLY, I DO NOT LISTEN TO BUSHES, SHRUBS OR ANY FLORA. SECONDLY, WHAT BEGINNING? WHEN BUSHY BOY WAS BORN? WHEN HE GOT THE OFFICE? WHEN HE FIRST BEGAN STEALING? IS THERE ANY RHYME OR REASON FOR THIS COMMENT? MAYBE I WILL BE ACCUSED OF BEING BUSH IN DISGUISE NEXT? AND WHO IS ARLINGTON ROBINSON? WAIT I WILL LOOK HIM UP…ONE MOMENT…OK, FOUND HIM: Edwin Arlington Robinson (December 22, 1869––April 6, 1935) was an American poet and sonnet writer who won three Pulitzer Prizes for his work.

SO ARLINGTON WAS ALSO A RUN FRONT STOOGE (WHAT IS A RUN FRONT STOOGE?) FOR BUSH. ARLINGTON DIED IN 1935, SO IS THIS A STATEMENT BY THIS BRAINFUL WTB FELLOW THAT ZOMBIES EXIST? WELL WTB (WHERE’S THE BRAIN?) I REALLY HOPE THE NICE PEOPLE IN WHITE WILL LOOK AFTER YOU, TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEEDS, AND GIVE YOU PLAY-DOH TO CREATE SOME NICE ASHTRAYS YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.

WTB IS A PROLIFIC WRITER AVERAGING A FEW EMAILS A WEEK EXPOUNDING ON ZAP CRAPOLA (HIS FAVORITE PHRASE). SUFFICE TO SAY, THE MESSAGES ARE PRETTY WELL ALL THE SAME: I AM A FRAUD, I DO NOT TELL THE TRUTH, I ALWAYS GET THINGS WRONG, I AM SCAMMING EVERYBODY INCLUDING MY DOG (I DON’T HAVE ONE), AND THAT I SMELL. CONSISTENT BUT THE ABOVE IS NEW, SO I THOUGHT IT WAS WORTHY OF PUBLISHING. MAYBE HE JUST THROWS STUFF OUT TO SEE WHAT WILL GET ADDRESSED. AH WELL, I WISH HIM WELL IN EITHER CASE, AND TRUST HE DOES HAVE A JOB SOMEWHERE.

IN THE RUMOR MARKETS, WE HAVE A FEW ITEMS THAT ARE COMING OUT IN FORCE ON THE TIMINGS OF EVENTS. THE LATEST IS:

NOVEMBER 30, 2015 – INITIAL APPROVAL FROM THE IMF.

FOR WHAT? A DIAPER CHANGE?

MARCH 31, 2016 – RUMORED DETAIL RELEASE DATE

OH THAT’S GOOD, A DEFINITE RELEASE DATE FOR MORE RUMOR. BRILLIANT.

OCTOBER 1, 2016 – EXPECTED ROLLOUT

OF DONUTS? THE NEW FORD? THE NEW SEX IN THE VILLAGE SERIES?

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE ANTICIPATION THIS CAUSES, AND THE VARIETY OF THINGS THAT CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO THESE WORDS. ENDLESS SPECULATION AND FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. TRIVIAL PURSUIT HAS NOTHING ON THIS.

OH WAIT, I GOT THE REST:

On November 30th, just days from now, one of the most powerful financial groups in the world is set to make a huge decision that could affect the U.S. dollar in a big way.

In fact, one of America’s leading PhD currency experts says, “This announcement could have major repercussions for the U.S. Dollar. If you own U.S. stocks, bonds or just cash in the bank, I strongly encourage you to get all the facts about this before it’s too late.”

WHAT WEBSITE DO I GO TO AND BUY WHAT?

Like I said, it all kicks off on November 30th. Get the facts. Learn what’s about to happen. Tell friends, family members, and anyone you care about.

Mark Down These Dates:
U.S. Dollar “Substitute” will soon be revealed
If you own anything priced in U.S. dollars, an upcoming announcement could start a new era in modern finance, and could create a once-in-a-lifetime moneymaking opportunity.

IT HAS TO BE A WEBSITE SELLING INFO ON HOW TO PROFIT FROM DISASTER, I JUST KNOW IT. IT DOES NOT LIST THE WEBSITE. AWW NUTS.

THE RUMORS OUT THERE ARE SIMPLY ASTOUNDING. HOWEVER, THE ADVENT AND PUBLIC ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE TRN MAY BE AROUND THE CORNER, AS THAT IS HOW THE RESET AND RV ARE TO BE SET IN MOTION. CURRENT RUMOR PUTS IT TO TOMORROW ON MONDAY. ALL THIS TIME, THEY HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT SUCH ANNOUNCEMENT IS TO COME ON A THURSDAY OR FRIDAY TO GIVE THE WEEKEND FOR THE IMPLEMENTATION OF THE CHANGES. I GUESS THEY CHANGED THEIR MINDS.

SO FAR, I HAVE NOT HEARD ABOUT ANY POLICE FORCE ON HIGH ALERT OTHER THAN THE GIRL GUIDES. THE COOKIE SHIPMENT WAS LATE.

SNUFFLES ASIDE, I FIGURE THAT SOME CHANGES WILL TAKE PLACE THIS COMING WEEK THAT WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE FORMAL RELEASES, BUT AS FAR AS THE RV IS CONCERNED, THAT ONE IS STILL UP IN THE AIR ON THE PUBLIC TIMING. THE PRIVATE STUFF IS UNDERWAY IN VARIOUS STAGES OF COMPLETION.

ALL OF THESE CURRENCY AND HISTORIC ASSET REDEMPTIONS, EXCHANGES, AND COMPENSATIONS HAVE BEEN TOUTED AS THE VEHICLES FOR THE GLOBAL CHANGES. WHILE SOME OF THAT MAY BE TRUE, THEY ARE NOT THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF THE FUNDS THAT ARE DESTINED TO PERFORM THE CHANGES.

THE MATRIX FUNDS ARE.

THE PROJECT FUNDINGS THAT ARE TO BEGIN NOW ARE PARTIALLY FROM THIS SOURCE, AND ARE INCREDIBLY REGULATED. EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS DESTINED FOR THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS, THESE FUNDS WILL NEVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO THE POCKETS OF THE TURNIPS, PARSNIPS, AND RUTABAGAS OF THIS WORLD.

IF ALL GOES WELL, BY THE NEXT ZAP MESSAGE, I HOPE TO BE ABLE TO CONFIRM THE FIRST FUNDS FOR THE PROJECT SIDE. THAT WILL BE A CLEAR SIGNAL THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY TO HEALING OURSELVES AND OUR PLANET.

THIS WILL BE REALLY TIMELY AS THE RESOURCES WE HAVE TO HELP KEEP THINGS ON AN EVEN KEEL, ARE DEPLETED AND THERE IS PRECIOUS LITTLE HELP ANYMORE.

I WILL SAY THAT IF THIS RELEASE DOES NOT COME NOW, A GREAT MANY WILL SUFFER AND WE HAVE LOST TOO MANY AS IT IS. THE GOOD PART OF THIS IS THAT I HAVE SOME PIECES OF PAPER THAT ATTEST TO THESE RELEASES COMING UP, AND THE ABILITY TO BEGIN THE PROJECT SIDE. THE ROYALS ARE MAKING SURE THIS HAPPENS.

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU. YOUR SUPPORT IS SO IMPORTANT IN THESE TIMES. YOUR WISH TO JOIN IN AND GIVE A HELPING HAND IS STUNNING. I AM TASKED WITH ORGANIZING ALL THE RESUMES THAT HAVE COME IN, AND I WILL RESPOND AS QUICKLY AS I CAN TO YOU. WHETHER THIS YEAR OR THE NEXT, I WILL MEET WITH YOU AND SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE WITH YOUR ADDITIONAL HANDS IN THE WORKS WE DO.

GOD BLESS AND THANK YOU…OUR HUMANITY IS ABOUT TO BREATHE.

IN VIVID GRATITUDE.

LOVE AND LIGHT.
IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
NOVEMBER 29, 2015
COPYRIGHT ZAP 2013-2015

We are ever so grateful for your continual support which is ensuring our mutual stability. Please go to Paypal.com and send what you can to:
[email protected]

Love and Kisses,

“The Office of Poofness”

Susan, ZAP and staff

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UPRISING by MUSE

Paranoia is in bloom,

The PR transmissions will resume

They’ll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down

And hope that we will never see the truth around

(so come on)

Another promise, another seed

Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed

And all the green belts wrapped around our minds

And endless red tape to keep the truth confined

(so come on)

They will not force us

They will stop degrading us

They will not control us

We will be victorious

(so come on)

Interchanging mind control

Come, let the revolution take its toll

If you could flick the switch and open your third eye

You’d see that we should never be afraid to die

(so come on)

Rise up and take the power back

It’s time the fat cats had a heart attack

You know that their time’s coming to an end

We have to unify and watch our flag ascend

(so come on)

They will not force us

They will stop degrading us

They will not control us

We will be victorious

(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us

They will stop degrading us

They will not control us

We will be victorious

(so come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog