Office of Poofness 4-22-15… “Mid-Week Report”

Here’s a couple of highlights. Suggest use “Higher” discernment, and BE and Live and DO one moment at a time. (Hey, I said that last week…)

“THERE IS A CONSIDERABLE NEWS BLACKOUT… ONE OF THE MAJOR ITEMS TO DO WITH THIS… IS THE VARIOUS BANKERS THAT ARE BEING ARRESTED EVERYWHERE FOR STEALING FUNDS MEANT FOR PAYMENTS OF THE HISTORICAL ASSETS.

“…I GUESS THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CABAL BANKERS THAT ACTUALLY WERE ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS… THE AUTHORITIES ARE A BIT PRESSED TO FIND ROOM FOR ALL THESE JERKS IN THE JAILS. SO THIS IS ALL GOOD NEWS.

“OUR WAY OF DOING PROJECTS IS ALMOST IDENTICAL, BUT WITH A FEW TWISTS TO MAKE IT A BIT EASIER ON THE SUBMITTERS. WE DO NOT HOLD SEMINARS TO TEACH. THE SEMINAR THING IS A GOOD IDEA FOR MANY, BUT WE ARE GOING TO ESTABLISH AN ONLINE TUTORIAL SYSTEM TO HELP ANYBODY WE CAN.

“ALTHOUGH I FEEL FOR THE DINAR GURUS AS THE INFO IS KINDA SCARCE OUT THERE, I WAS TOLD THAT BY THE WEEKEND, ALL SHOULD BE SETTLED OUT AS FAR AS THE TIMINGS ARE CONCERNED ON THE RV, AND THE INFORMATION FLOW WILL CONTINUE. WE SHALL SEE IF THE BRICS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THIS USA VETO THING OUT OF THE WAY OF THE RV.”

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HI ALL

THERE IS A CONSIDERABLE NEWS BLACKOUT REGARDING ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE HISTORICAL ASSET REDEMPTIONS AND THE RV.

HOWEVER, THIS WILL NOT CONTINUE FOR LONG. ONE OF THE MAJOR ITEMS TO DO WITH THIS BLACKOUT IS THE VARIOUS BANKERS THAT ARE BEING ARRESTED EVERYWHERE FOR STEALING FUNDS MEANT FOR PAYMENTS OF THE HISTORICAL ASSETS.

THERE HAVE BEEN TEST TRANSFERS ALREADY TO TEST THE SYSTEM AND THE PROCESS. THE THEFTS WERE IMMEDIATELY EVIDENT, AND THE HUNT WAS ON. THIS OF COURSE DOES NOT HELP THE PEOPLE THAT WERE EXPECTING A SMOOTH PROCESS AND THE ABILITY TO GET TO THE WORK AHEAD, BUT I GUESS THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CABAL BANKERS THAT ACTUALLY WERE ARROGANT ENOUGH TO THINK THEY COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS.

THE HUNT CONTINUES, AND THE AUTHORITIES ARE A BIT PRESSED TO FIND ROOM FOR ALL THESE JERKS IN THE JAILS. SO THIS IS ALL GOOD NEWS.

ON THE PROJECT SIDE, WE ARE OH SO CLOSE TO GETTING UNDERWAY, I CAN ALMOST TASTE THE WORK. SO MANY PROJECTS ARE JUST IDLING AS BEST THEY CAN WAITING FOR THE FUNDS. MANY ARE IN DEEP DOO DOO BECAUSE OF THE DELAYS, BUT I CAN SEE THEIR BEGINNINGS NOW. I RECEIVED A VERY WELCOME CALL FROM EUROPE ROYALS TELLING ME TO GET READY FOR THE FUNDS, AS THEY HAVE BEEN CLEARED, APPROVED, AND INSTRUCTIONS GIVEN TO BANKERS TO BE ON STANDBY FOR THE TRANSFER PROCESSES.

THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST POSSIBLE NEWS I COULD GET NOW, AND SUSAN AND HER TEAM ARE ANSWERING ALL SUBMISSIONS TO PREPARE THEM FOR WHAT IS TO COME.

I HAVE ALSO LISTENED TO DAVE SCHMIDT’S RESPONSE TO MY ASSERTION THAT THE FUNDS AVAILABLE ARE FROM SOURCES OTHER THAN FAMILY SIDE. HE STATED THAT THE FUNDS COME DIRECTLY FROM THE AMBASSADOR, BUT DID NOT REFUTE THE OTHER FUNDS SOURCES. THAT’S OK. IF THE AMBASSADOR HAS RECEIVED PERMISSION TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT OR THREE FOR THIS PURPOSE, THEN I AM GRATEFUL HE HAS DONE SO. IT JUST MEANS THAT THE WORK AHEAD WILL BE DONE FASTER.

I ALSO AGREE WITH DAVE ABOUT THE MISSION AND PURPOSE OF THE MONEY IN RESPECT OF FUNDING PROJECTS. THAT IS OF PARAMOUNT IMPORTANCE, AS IT IS ALL TOO EASY TO OPEN UP A CASINO, BUT A BIT MORE DIFFICULT TO DO A SENIOR’S COMPLEX. THE PURPOSE AND INTENT OF THE MONEY IS TO HELP OUR HUMANITY, NOT TO MAKE GAZILLIONS ON THEIR BACKS.

OVERALL, DAVE AND THE AMBASSADOR HAVE A GOOD SYSTEM FOR DOING PROJECTS THE WAY THEY FEEL IS APPROPRIATE. IT WILL ACCOMPLISH THE PURPOSE.

OUR WAY OF DOING PROJECTS IS ALMOST IDENTICAL, BUT WITH A FEW TWISTS TO MAKE IT A BIT EASIER ON THE SUBMITTERS. WE DO NOT HOLD SEMINARS TO TEACH. THE SEMINAR THING IS A GOOD IDEA FOR MANY, BUT WE ARE GOING TO ESTABLISH AN ONLINE TUTORIAL SYSTEM TO HELP ANYBODY WE CAN. THIS METHOD OF REACHING OUT MAY NOT BE AS PERSONAL AND ONE-ON-ONE STYLE, BUT I AM SURE IT WILL DO THE SAME JOB, AND POTENTIALLY REACH MORE PEOPLE. EITHER WAY WORKS REALLY.

AND YES, IT IS NOT ABOUT BUTTING HEADS, BUT WORKING IN HARMONY TOWARDS THE END GOALS, SO IN THAT ASPECT, WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. NICELY SAID DAVE, EXCEPT FOR THE INTRO WHERE YOU SAID THAT WHEN WRONG INFORMATION IS GIVEN, THEN YOU MUST REPLY AND CORRECT IT.

SO, IN RESPECT OF THE SOURCE OF FUNDS, YOU HAVE CLARIFIED IT AMPLY. IN RESPECT OF WHO IS AT WHAT LEVEL OF RESPONSIBILITY, THE INFORMATION I RECEIVE IS FROM THE HIGH LEVEL OF FAMILY AND THE CROWNS, AND THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOR OF DRAGON THAT IS IN CHARGE AT THIS TIME, AND THAT IS THE GOLD COLOR…RIGHT?

THE OTHER COLORS ARE FAMILY FACTIONS THAT HAVE HAD THEIR COLOR FOR A LONG TIME. BUT AS TIME PASSED, AND THE WORLD CHANGED, MANY FAMILY MEMBERS HAVE BEEN DEMOTED, PUNTED, BLACKLISTED, OR ELEVATED IN RANK DURING THE PURGE AND CLEANUP (WHICH IS STILL ONGOING). NEW MISSIONS HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED, AND MANY OTHER INTERNAL CHANGES EFFECTED.

IN THE END, IT REALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE AS THE PURPOSE OF THE EXERCISE IS TO GET TO THE WORK AND BEGIN HELPING HUMANITY. GRAND FATHER IS VERY VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW GETTING THE GLOBAL STUFF DONE, ISSUING DIRECTIVES AND ORDERS TO THE VARIOUS FAMILY FACTIONS, AND GETTING THE SHOW UNDERWAY.

SO DAVE, GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME. THERE ARE A FEW THINGS TO GO OVER.

IN DOMESTIC NEWS, SNUFFLES GOT A CASE OF BANKER FLEAS. EVERY TIME A BANKER GOT ARRESTED, THEY JUMPED SHIP. POOR SNUFFLES. HATES WEARING THAT FLEA COLLAR FROM INTERPOL. IT ITCHES.

OH, AND ANYBODY WISHING TO DONATE TO THE CAUSE (AND THERE ARE A FEW KIDS OUT THERE THAT COULD USE FOOD AND MEDICINE), HIT THE DONATE BUTTON, SEND TO SUSAN OR TO [email protected] FOR PAYPAL. BOTH GET TO ME AND SEND A MESSAGE TO [email protected] SO I CAN TRACK WHO DID WHAT. THIS HELP IS IMPORTANT TO SOME SPECIAL FOLK, AND UNTIL THE FORMAL FUNDINGS ARRIVE…WELL, WE DO THE BEST WE CAN WITH WHAT THERE IS.

ZAP — I do wish I could send more, only was able to send $10, and so sorry you were put In the financial position you were put in. When I received my prosperity funds pkg, my husband and I will be just fine financially. I would like it if you helped someone in need other than me. I am more fortunate than some as We have our health at our age. Until then – and I think it will be soon (I hope) – funds here are very tight but we are able to pay our home mtg, electricity and food and I know some are struggling more than we are. I was so glad to hear there were others who stepped in and really contributed to make sure you weren’t living under a bridge.
Take care – I thank you for all that you and Susan have done and that has given me hope over the years. Love your humor. P

MUCH THANKS P. YOUR MESSAGE IS MIRRORED IN THE EMAILS I RECEIVED FROM SO MANY OF YOU, AND THEY ARE UPLIFTING AND I WILL CHERISH THE WORDS FOREVER. THANK YOU THANK YOU AGAIN.

A MESSAGE CAME BACK FROM PETER IN RESPECT OF THE EFFORTS BY SUSAN, AND IT IS:

“PLEASE THANK EVERYONE THAT HELPED ME. IT IS STILL DIFFICULT BUT I AM MUCH BETTER AND OUT OF DANGER.”

IT IS GOOD THE DIFFERENCE WE CAN ALL MAKE TO HELP OTHERS, AND THIS IS A CLEAR EXAMPLE (BESIDES THE HELP I WAS GIVEN – THANK YOU AGAIN).

ALL ON THE LIST WILL ALSO GET A SPECIAL T-SHIRT, A ROSE, A SIX PACK OF COCONUT WATER, AND A KISS FROM YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE STAR OR DOUBLE (NOT SNUFFLES).

BY THE WAY, THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS ALSO SENT IN:

So where is the vacous crapola midweek report?
WTB

AND A LITTLE WHILE LATER, A SECOND EMAIL CAME IN FROM

Where is the vacuous crapola midweek report? Try reporting the truth for a change
WTB

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. FIRST, A REQUEST FOR THE MIDWEEK CRAPOLA REPORT, THEN, SINCE IT IS LATE, A SECOND REQUEST TO GET THE CRAPOLA REPORT WITH TRUTH. DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO CREATE A VERSION OF THE TRUTH A CRAPOLA REPORT COULD HANDLE, OR PREPARE ANOTHER SPOT IN THE GARDEN. BOTH?

IN TRUE VACUOUS CRAPOLA VIRTUE, THERE IS NO RV, NO GCR, AND NO GLOBAL RESET. IT IS ALL A FIGMENT OF SOME IMAGINATION, AND THE TRUE WAY TO RICHES IS THROUGH THE SPACE ALIEN LOTTERY. BUY MANY LOTTERY TICKETS (MISS PHIPPS!… FIND A TICKET PRINTER) EVERYBODY IS A WINNER.

THE LOTTERY TICKETS WILL FEATURE A PINK ALIEN ON THE FACE OF THE TICKET (MISS PHIPPS!…GET SOME TINY STICK-ON MIRRORS). FIRST PRIZE IS AN ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO MARS AND 10 TRILLION MARSDOLLARS (LOOK LIKE OLD USD LIKE IN THE CARTEL STORAGE CAVES FOR SOME REASON). WHEN YOU GET TO MARS, REMEMBER THE CUSTOMS OF THE PLANET AND ITS AMAZING TOURIST ATTRACTIONS.

FIRST, WE HAVE THE THREE MOST FAVORITE ACTIVITIES ON MARS, NAMELY: DRY-ICE FISHING, SANDSTORM SKIING, AND WISHING YOU WERE DEAD (WHY DO MARTIANS WISH THEY WERE DEAD YOU ASK? EVER BEEN TO MARS?)

ALSO, BE AWARE THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MARTIAN FART AND SANDSTORMS. SANDSTORMS DO NOT GLOW IN THE DARK. BE FURTHER AWARE THAT ANY MARTIAN THAT FARTS IN THE BATHTUB AND BITES HIS OR HER OWN BUBBLES IS CONSIDERED WELL-ADJUSTED, SO DO NOT MAKE ANY SNIDE COMMENTS OR RUDE ITALIAN GESTURES.

YOU WILL ALSO WANT TO PICK UP THE NATIONAL BESTSELLING BOOK: 20,000 LOGS UNDER THE SECANT. (MISS PHIPPS…WE NEED A BIGGER PRINTER…AND PICK UP A BOOK OF LOGARITHMS). IMPORTANTLY, BE SURE NOT TO PAT OR SLAP A HUMPBACK MARTIAN ON THEIR HUMP. THEY ARE ACTUALLY PREGNANT.

TRIPS SPONSORED BY BOB’S COSMIC TRAVEL SERVICE. BATTERIES INCLUDED FOR THE FIRST 2 HOURS.

THIS IS THE CRAPOLA FOR THIS WEEK WTB…IS IT OK?

ALTHOUGH I FEEL FOR THE DINAR GURUS AS THE INFO IS KINDA SCARCE OUT THERE, I WAS TOLD THAT BY THE WEEKEND, ALL SHOULD BE SETTLED OUT AS FAR AS THE TIMINGS ARE CONCERNED ON THE RV, AND THE INFORMATION FLOW WILL CONTINUE. WE SHALL SEE IF THE BRICS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THIS USA VETO THING OUT OF THE WAY OF THE RV.

I VERY MUCH LOOK FORWARD TO STARTING THE WORK AND GETTING THE PROJECTS UNDERWAY. TAKE BIG HEART AS IT IS ALL STARTING FOR OUR HUMANITY.

IN WORDLESS GRATITUDE.

ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
April 22, 2015
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