Office of Poofness 8-10-14… “If I Were a Rich Man”

Again. video and lyrics are at the end of the post.

“[Poof] The final disposition of these things shift almost daily when one is planning to gift the world in ways that both empowers and removes power. Why not wait until the timing is right? We know that each week the shifts that occur are better suited for the events about to become real. If everyone would just hold in mind the bigger picture, it could most definitely come through much more quickly.

“[ZAP] …THE USA IS UNDERGOING A MAJOR SHIFT IN CONSCIOUSNESS, GOVERNMENT, AND HOW TO GET RID OF MONSANTO. ONE LITTLE PIGGY HAD BIRTH DEFECTS, AND THE QUESTION WAS RAISED WHETHER MONSANTO’S ROUNDUP IS THE CULPRIT. WE MUST PROTECT OUR PIGS.

“THE ARRESTS PLANNED FOR WASHINGTON SHALL COME ABOUT PRETTY SOON I AM TOLD, AS WELL AS A FEW MORE AROUND THE WORLD. THIS WILL BE FASCINATING TO WATCH ON CNN AND THE OTHER NETWORKS, I GOT MY NEW CD BURNER READY TO RECORD THIS ONE.

“HUSTON, THERE IS A PROBLEM. THE CHINESE FAMILY IS DOING ITS BEST TO SEQUESTER AND GET RID OF … PESKY ITEMS, AND FOR THE MOST PART, IT IS WORKING. THE RV SHOULD NOT BE FAR NOW THAT THE TRN IS LIVE AND KICKING.

“…THE FAMILY AMBASSADOR HAS GIVEN VALUABLE INSIGHT INTO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE FAMILY, AND THE REASONS BEHIND THE ACTIONS. TRUTH BE TOLD, THE DIVINE PLAN IS BEING EFFECTED, AND THE CHINESE FAMILY IS MAKING AMENDS FOR PAST MISTAKES THAT RESULTED IN MANY ERRORS. WHO DOES NOT MAKE ERRORS? WE CAN BE ASSURED THAT ALL IS WORKING WELL AT ALL LEVELS WITH THE ROYALS WHO HAVE HUMANITY’S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, AND THE VARIOUS AGENCIES AND MILITARY MECHANISMS ARE VERY BUSY CARRYING OUT THEIR MARCHING ORDERS TO EFFECT THE PLAN. HUGE JOB AND MANY LIVES GIVEN IN THIS RESPECT. THE CABAL ARE NOT NICE PEOPLE.”

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Greetings and Salutations:

POOF SAID;

The timing of everything has always been the master key to the manifestation of the programs. That means politically, financially, governmentally, socially, economically, and yes, spiritually. These things always affect the flow of money. Things such as trade agreements, pacts made, or the lack there of. It is boring for most and not that easy to read. The final disposition of these things shift almost daily when one is planning to gift the world in ways that both empowers and removes power. Why not wait until the timing is right? We know that each week the shifts that occur are better suited for the events about to become real. If everyone would just hold in mind the bigger picture, it could most definitely come through much more quickly. Each week we think this is the last report we will need to make; and each week we see more tweaking that has to occur. Most assuredly everyone wants this over for all concerned. It would be a great coup to say, “It is done just wait for the mail drop.” But that is not the job of this office. Ours is to let you know what we can as we can. You already know you can help the process by holding it in mind as finished….P…

ZAP SAYS;

HI ALL

I GUESS I NEED TO CLARIFY THE YAK SITUATION. THE YAK IS AN ANIMAL (BOS GRUNNIENS AND BOS MUTUS) INDIGENOUS TO TIBET, AND NOT UNLIKE A WATER BUFFALO, WITH HORNS, HOOVES, LONG HAIR, AND AN ODD TEMPERAMENT SIMILAR TO A CAMEL. THEY MATE BETWEEN JULY AND SEPTEMBER. THEY DO NOT SMELL MUCH.

YAKS ARE USED FOR MILK, FIBER, MEAT AND A DISTRACTION IN A FAMOUS STORY BY ZAP. (STILL NO INTEREST FROM PUBLISHER…AND IT IS A GREAT STORY – PULITZER MATERIAL I AM SURE).

YAKS ARE NOT PURPLE.

NOW THAT THIS VERY IMPORTANT ITEM OF CONTROVERSY AND WONDERMENT IS CLEARED UP, THE USA IS UNDERGOING A MAJOR SHIFT IN CONSCIOUSNESS, GOVERNMENT, AND HOW TO GET RID OF MONSANTO. ONE LITTLE PIGGY HAD BIRTH DEFECTS, AND THE QUESTION WAS RAISED WHETHER MONSANTO’S ROUNDUP IS THE CULPRIT. WE MUST PROTECT OUR PIGS.

One little piglet was born with only one large eye. A second piglet was missing an ear. A third piglet had a large hole in its skull. A fourth piglet had a monstrously huge “elephant tongue.” A female piglet was born with testes. Still others had malformed limbs, spines, skulls and gastrointestinal tracts.

For three years he had fed his pigs ordinary, non-genetically modified soy. When he ran out, he bought the cheaper genetically modified (GM) soy pig feed. Glyphosate is the world’s most frequently used herbicide. First marketed by Monsanto in the 1970s under the trade-name “Roundup,” it is used extensively wherever GM crops are grown… HYPERLINK

http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/25426-one-little-piggy-had-birth-defects-is-monsantos-roundup-to-blame

BAD MONSANTO. PIG HATER. RISE UP AND SIGN PETITIONS IMMEDIATELY. OH, AND THE NEW REPUBLIC SHOULD BE FINDING ITS WAY INTO THE PUBLIC EYE SOON.

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT WHEN THE SENATORS, CONGRESSMEN, BANKERS, AND DRUG DEALERS WENT ON VACATION THIS MONTH, THEY KINDA LEFT WITH MOST OF THEIR BELONGINGS? THIS EXODUS DID NOT GO UNNOTICED. WONDER IF THEY WILL BE BACK.

THE ARRESTS PLANNED FOR WASHINGTON SHALL COME ABOUT PRETTY SOON I AM TOLD, AS WELL AS A FEW MORE AROUND THE WORLD. THIS WILL BE FASCINATING TO WATCH ON CNN AND THE OTHER NETWORKS, I GOT MY NEW CD BURNER READY TO RECORD THIS ONE.

BUT NEVER MIND THE CHANGE OF GOVERNMENT, PLEASE DO THE IMPORTANT THING AND DO UP A PETITION THING FOR THE PIGS. THIS IS THE PRIORITY SO STEP UP. YOU LIKE BACON RIGHT?

This 10 minute audio says the treasury doesn’t have the authority to create their own money without appropriate legislature. The treasury would need a coinage act and a law to allow for the take over of the Fed. The president could take over the Fed via exec order however.

Comments on this please as it makes me wonder if any of the internet stuff on the programs and the dinar are just that conspiracy theories. .

Thanks,
M

THE TREASURY HAS TO FOLLOW ORDERS. SO DOES THE FED. THE FED IS OWNED BY THE CHINESE FAMILY, AND THEY HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND SIGN OFF ON THE TRN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. THEY DID. THE TRN IS COMMERCIAL NOW (NOT PUBLIC YET) AND IS BEING USED IN MAJOR TRANSACTIONS. WHEN IT DOES GO PUBLIC, EVERYBODY WILL KNOW IT. I AM REAL CURIOUS HOW THE NEW NOTES WILL LOOK LIKE. MAYBE THERE WILL BE A PIG IN THERE SOMEWHERE. JUST HOPING.

THE DINAR IS ANOTHER MATTER, AND MUST ALSO BE DISPOSED OF PROPERLY. THE FRENCH OVERPRINT IN PARTICULAR. THE US PRINTED 350T OF IQD FOR THE IRAQ GOVERNMENT. THE FRENCH PRINTED THE OTHER 350T. THE US STOPPED PRINTING. THE FRENCH DID NOT. OVER 100Q DINAR LATER, THE FRENCH FIGURED THEY SHOULD STOP OR SOMEBODY WOULD NOTICE.

HUSTON, THERE IS A PROBLEM. THE CHINESE FAMILY IS DOING ITS BEST TO SEQUESTER AND GET RID OF THESE PESKY ITEMS, AND FOR THE MOST PART, IT IS WORKING. THE RV SHOULD NOT BE FAR NOW THAT THE TRN IS LIVE AND KICKING.

I hope this will be addressed as thousands of people need to know the truth!
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Hello Susan,

From listening to the dinar info providers who speak of contract rates from China and the USA (China being the highest). Are there really going to be any?

IF there are it is said an NDA will need to be signed in part saying we are not to talk about where our money came from. Should we be concerned that all some agency needs to do is “allege” we did and they can/will take our money?

I get kicked every time I try to get this answered. I “hope” you or Zap will put this straight.

Thank you,
Harvey

SURE. YOU WILL GET KICKED AGAIN. FEEL THE KICK. BE THE KICK. KICK BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW. VERY ENTERTAINING. THE DINAR IS BEING DONE PRIVATELY AT ALL KINDS OF PRICE POINTS, THE MOST POPULAR ONE BEING $1 FOR 1 DINAR AT THE VERY LARGE T AND Q LEVELS (JUST TO GET RID OF THE OVERPRINT). THE STANDARD PRIVATE PLACEMENT STUFF IS BETWEEN $3 AND $6. WHEN THE RV COMES, AND THE BANKS EXCHANGE, THE PRICE POINT COULD BE ANYWHERE FROM A LOW OF $1.20 TO A HIGH OF ABOUT $3.50. BET ON THE LOWER FIGURE. MAYBE SOMEBODY WILL BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO MENTION THE 50:1 FIGURE?

VINMAN: The door bell’s ringing
Someone’s knocking on the door and the phone won’t stop ringing. The crowds are cheering and I can feel my heart beating faster…..something big is going to happen soon!
Feeling happy…
Money is coming to me!
The storm is over…..
God has certainly favored and blessed us all.
We made it.
Thank you lord…
Santa Clause is coming to town….don’t worry…bout a thing You are a survivor It’s minute by minute…this is it…we are family Get ready for a celebration!
Let’s get started on a champagne life.
Both parties in congress are full of bad guys They have been caught with their hands in the cookie jar and are pointing fingers Many arrests happening now. Just wait and see who doesn’t come back from the summer break. Time to get educated on the FED, the Jesuits, the Rothschilds, and all the money
masters. Also learn your true history…especially 9/11. And teach others. That will be the truth that brings down the house.
It will remind you that dinars are blood money. Many souls have been lost for this currency to bring forth it’s revalue. Use it for good and pay it forward.

HMMMM….MANY TRUISMS. BUT CHAMPAGNE LIFE? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING. THERE IS SO MUCH WORK TO DO WHEN THIS IS OVER, IT IS UNBELIEVABLE. ALL OF US WILL HAVE A FEW BUCKS IN THE POCKET, THAT’S FOR SURE, BUT THE WORK…MY LORD, IT IS LARGE AND IT WILL TAKE ALL OF US TO GET IT DONE AND BRING THIS BLUE BALL WE CALL HOME BACK TO PRISTINE STATE. AND YES PAY IT FORWARD. ALWAYS.

> Hi Hobie,
>
> After a short review of Ron Van Dyke’s latest interview with the DF
> Ambassador (appears to be the same Ambassador that Schmidt
> interviews), it dawned upon me that the Ambassador may be used as a
> source of disinformation in order to throw the cabal off guard.
>
> Comments like, ‘hoping that the controllers in the UST do the right
> thing with their new asset based currency’, is not very encouraging or
> indicative of the Family being in control.
>
> It almost sounds like it is being made to look like the Family is not
> going to make a move against them through the White Hats.
>
> This could possibly keep the cabal thinking in terms of false hope and
> off guard. JMHO.
>
> Some of the signals out there are very mixed and I have to believe it
> is being done on purpose.
>
> Blessings,
> G

KINDA SORTA. THE FAMILY AMBASSADOR HAS GIVEN VALUABLE INSIGHT INTO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THE FAMILY, AND THE REASONS BEHIND THE ACTIONS. TRUTH BE TOLD, THE DIVINE PLAN IS BEING EFFECTED, AND THE CHINESE FAMILY IS MAKING AMENDS FOR PAST MISTAKES THAT RESULTED IN MANY ERRORS. WHO DOES NOT MAKE ERRORS? WE CAN BE ASSURED THAT ALL IS WORKING WELL AT ALL LEVELS WITH THE ROYALS WHO HAVE HUMANITY’S BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, AND THE VARIOUS AGENCIES AND MILITARY MECHANISMS ARE VERY BUSY CARRYING OUT THEIR MARCHING ORDERS TO EFFECT THE PLAN. HUGE JOB AND MANY LIVES GIVEN IN THIS RESPECT. THE CABAL ARE NOT NICE PEOPLE.

OUR JOB REMAINS THE SAME AS ALWAYS: THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS. I AM AND WE ARE DEDICATED TO THIS PURPOSE, AND IT WILL TAKE MANY YEARS TO CLEAN UP THIS PLANET OF OURS, AND RESOLVE THE TECHNOLOGY ISSUES PERMEATING THE GEOPOLITICAL SCENE. WE WILL DO OUR PART AS REQUESTED, AND WILL PERFORM WHATEVER ACTION IS NEEDED TO MAKE IT SO. WITHOUT HARM.

DON’T FORGET THE PIG PETITION PROGRAM. IMPORTANT. THAT’S PPP FOR SHORT. (SORRY…IT WAS THERE…HAD TO TAKE IT).

GOD BLESS AND WATCH THE EGGS STARTING TO DROP THIS WEEK.

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”

August 10, 2014
Copyright ZAP 2014

FROM THE STAFF

Poof beat me to it.. I wanted to share with our readers that we didn’t think we would be here at this spot today. Like you all, we thought we would be celebrating, “paying it forward”, and breathing a sigh of relief. Instead, would it not be a novel idea for each of us to contribute to our cause and thank Poof, ZAP, & Susan for their input? Paypal account is [email protected] and consultations
remain available through [email protected]. love…gh

Love and Kisses;

‘THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS’

Susan and Staff

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ZERO MOSTEL – FIDDLER ON THE ROOF/IF I WERE A RICH MAN LYRICS

Dear God, you made many, many poor people.
I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor
But it’s no great honor, either.
So what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn’t have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man

I’d build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen
Right in the middle of the town,
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I’d fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese
And ducks for the town to see and hear,
Squawking just as noisily as they can,
And each loud
“pa-pa-geeee! pa-pa-gaack! pa-pa-geeee! pa-pa-gaack!”
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say, “Here lives a wealthy man.”
Oy!

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn’t have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

If I were a biddy-biddy rich,
Daidle deedle daidle daidle man.

I see my wife, my Golde,
Looking like a rich man’s wife,
With a proper double chin,
Supervising meals to her heart’s delight.

I see her putting on airs
And strutting like a peacock,
Oy! What a happy mood she’s in,
Screaming at the servants day and night.

The most important men in town will come to fawn on me
They will ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wise
“If you please, Reb Tevye?”
“Pardon me, Reb Tevye?”
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi’s eyes
Ya va voy, ya va voy voy vum

And it won’t make one bit of difference
If I answer right or wrong
When you’re rich they think you really know.

If I were rich, I’d have the time that I lack
To sit in the synagogue and pray,
And maybe have a seat by the Eastern wall,
And I’d discuss the learned books with the holy men
Seven hours every day
That would be the sweetest thing of all
Oy!

If I were a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

All day long I’d biddy-biddy-bum
If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn’t have to work hard,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dumb

Lord who made the lion and the lamb,
You decreed I should be what I am
Would it spoil some vast, eternal plan,

If I were a wealthy man?

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