Office of Poofness 7-23-14… "Mid-Week Update"

The only note I’ll make here is that “Snuffles” is the (ZAP’s? Our?) purple pig, soon to have wings.

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Mid-Week Update
HI ALL
SNUFFLES WAS RESTLESS YESTERDAY. SNUFFLES TURNED PINK FROM HOLDING HIS BREATH. SNUFFLES DIDN’T LOOK GOOD. SUSAN WAS CONCERNED SO SHE TOOK HIM INSIDE AND HEALED HIM UP, SNUFFLES IS BREATHING OK AND BACK TO A NICE PURPLE COLOR. SNUFFLES WAS GRUNTING HAPPILY AS HE KEPT THROWING DARTS AT SOME PICTURES OF LEADERS. WILL BE FLYING TONIGHT.
THIS MID WEEK IS DEAD EASY. JULY 20, RELEASE AUTHORIZATIONS IN EFFECT.
WE ARE IN A NEWS BLACKOUT. I CAN NOT SAY ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT PUBLICLY. PRIVATELY IS ANOTHER THING, AND MY FRIENDS CAN NOT STOP GRINNING.
SO BE READY FOR A FEW MORE REALLY BORING DAYS AHEAD CAUSE NOBODY CAN SAY MUCH. RUMORS WILL ABOUND I THINK, AND MY DIAL-A-RUMOR IS GOING TO BE RINGING OFF THE HOOK. KEEP DIALING 6 FOR GOOD DEALS ON BATCH RUMORS.
IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
July 22, 2014
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