Office of Poofness 6-22-14… "Pick Your Chin Up"

Well, there is a lot of more information here. I’m sure all will use their Higher Discernment and refrain from giving Susan or Zap a “hard time”. At least trying to. Would make no difference to them anyway.
Recall that I am not posting things with any attachment of “this is absolutely correct” or “this is absolutely not correct”. Each must use their own discerning powers. I would also encourage each one reading this to “Release the dark and negative attitudes about all this” and to “Release the idea that ‘I’ve got to know everything about everything about this'”. Because I can guarantee you, that won’t happen.
From my personal understanding, I do “get” that all of this “stuff” is indeed occurring… on schedule (and no I do not know what “the schedule” is), and with the possibility that dates, and events, and initiations of steps and things, are all very flexible and not carved into any type of stone. That is my “get” and/or “sense” and that’s all I will say.
From my deeper understanding, the programs are “real”, the Dragons are real, the Dragoons are real, and the mosquitoes that every so often get into my house and are seemingly impossible to catch are real.
(Kp note: so Zap does not send red pigs to my door, I’ve included the song and lyrics and video at the bottom of this post…)

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Greetings and Salutation:
Thank you, Bernard for your thoughtful beautifully written truth.
Only one person can be you. Only one can have your life purpose.
Only one can make your contribution. Only one can dream
your dreams or know your heart.
Only one can walk your destiny’s path. Only one has your fingerprint,
your DNA, your perceptions.
Only one has your sense of humor, your laugh, and your smile.
Give yourself credit for all the “onederful”
things you are, and do
POOF SAID:

The transition of events that has had to occur, the many times it has been stopped, redirected or plain blocked has put a damper on the belief of many people that what they have been told is true. That will always be the case. In human forms we are all subject to impatience and a lack of full knowledge of events or details. But know this, I’ve always told you that at the end there would be chaos and troubles on every level. That has been happening now for at least two years and it will get worse. Now, I am certain you do not want to hear that but it will even get more challenging to some before it all breaks apart and the new lines of communication begin to fall into place.
I am sorry to have to tell you that but then you have been forewarned and so that is the truth and you have to know it. I am hoping that we won’t have much longer to sit through this. But then as you know we have no control over any of that. I am hoping too that the RV will be happening within the next few days and you must prepare yourselves for that. It is going to be good. Better than you think… So get off the floor and pick up your chin…P…..

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ZAP SAYS:
HI ALL
Note: the following material is Copyrighted. Websites that post this material may not alter it in any form whatsoever as some have been doing so. If I catch an alteration without my prior written approval, I will send the red pigs after you to teach you manners. I AM serious.



I KNOW THAT THIS IS THE WEEK WHEN SOME FUNDS WILL BEGIN TO APPEAR IN ACCOUNTS. USABLE CASH TOO. THE PIGS ARE BUSY AND DROPPING THEIR LOADS HERE AND THERE, AND IT SMELLS LIKE MONEY.
THE NAYSAYERS ARE FLABBERGASTED, AND SHORTLY WITHOUT WORK. ANYBODY WANT TO EMPLOY THEM? THEY ARE PEOPLE TOO.
ALL OF US THAT KEEP GETTING SLAMMED BASED ON AN OPINION ARE A TAD TIRED OF THE CONSTANT NEGATIVITY, AND IT IS DIFFICULT TO REMAIN POSITIVE IN THE FACE OF SUCH A CONSTANT (AND CONSISTENT) STREAM OF “NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN” OR “GO GET A JOB YOU BUM” OR “YOU’RE LIVING IN A FANTASY, GET REAL” OR “YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO FORGET IT” OR OR OR. THE LIST IS LONG AND MANY VARIATIONS ON THE THEME.
MAYBE A “NEGATIVE LIFE” TV SHOW WOULD SUIT THESE FOLKS WELL. THEY COULD WALLOW IN IT ALL DAY LONG AND BE OUT OF OUR HAIR. MAKE IT PAY PER VIEW. MAKE SOME MONEY ON THESE GUYS. MANY MILLIONS I BET.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE GCR STARTED ON THE 15TH IS SHOWING RESULTS THIS WEEKEND. YESTERDAY CONFIRMED MANY DINAR TRANSACTIONS IN RENO AND OTHER PLACES, AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING PAID STARTING MONDAY.
THIS INCLUDED THE HISTORIC BONDS BESIDES THE DINAR AND DONG.
I KNOW SEVERAL THAT HAVE BEEN PAID, AND THEY HAVE SOME MILLIONS IN THEIR POCKET NOW. SO THIS SIGNALS TO ME THAT ALL IS INDEED MOVING FORWARD TO ITS INEVITABLE CONCLUSION.
MAYBE NOW WE WILL HAVE THE FUNDS TO GET THE FUKUSHIMA THING DONE AND FIXED. I SURELY DO NOT WANT TO SEE WEST COASTERS GLOW IN THE DARK. AND SO MANY MARINE SPECIES ARE DEAD AND SOME ON THE VERGE OF EXTINCTION. JUST BECAUSE THESE ARE UNDERWATER AND OUT OF SIGHT DOES NOT MEAN ALL IS WELL.
WHAT IF A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE STARTED DYING OF CANCER AND OTHER NASTY STUFF DUE TO RADIATION…WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING THEN? OR DO YOU NEED TO SEE IT HAPPENING FIRST IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES? YOU KNOW, TANGIBLE REAL PROOF OF SOMEBODY DYING IN FRONT OF YOU.
HOW COME THE NEWS MEDIA IS SAYING NOTHING ABOUT THIS? THEY WILL FILL YOUR DAY ABOUT AN ENDANGERED TURTLE IN THE WAY OF A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT. POOR ENDANGERED TURTLE. BAD UNCONSCIONABLE DEVELOPER. TURTLE ACTION FIGURE COMING OUT NEXT WEEK. PUT IT IN A BOWL. WATCH IT DO NOTHING ALL DAY LONG, LOADS OF FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. ONLY 99.95. BATTERIES NOT REQUIRED.
BUT A DEAD AND DYING PURPLE STARFISH? ONE OF THE INTEGRAL PARTS OF THE COASTLINE ECOSYSTEM? FORGET IT…IT IS UNDERWATER AND WE CAN NOT SEE IT SO WHO CARES.
SAD.
ANYWAYS, I WISH CALIFORNIA AND WASHINGTON AND THE WHOLE COAST THE BEST OF LUCK AND IF YOU GUY GLOW IN THE DARK, MAYBE YOU CAN DO A MARCH ON WASHINGTON AT NIGHT.
I AM WORKING ON A NEW SONG FOR YOUR MARCH…”THE COAST IS TOAST, BUT YOU CAN’T EAT IT”
SO, NOW THAT FUNDS ARE INEVITABLE AND HAVE STARTED, WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THEY ARRIVE?
WILL YOU BUY A CRATE OF AMMO AND SOME GUNS AND BEGIN THE CYCLE ANEW, OR WILL YOU PICK UP A HAMMER AND BEGIN TO BUILD.
Exogen Direct Intel, 18 June
Confirmed, ongoing arrests are being made globally by Interpol. The London Gold Exchange final draft of documents is flying to Shanghai right now.
Confirmed Jack Lew is pleading with Saudi Arabia over keeping the petro dollar oil contracts. The Republicans and Democrats list of failures in Iraq by delaying, cost them billions and they have been caught with their hands in the cookie jar. The MSN reporting on Iraq is the media spinning the misinformation from DC, mind controlling and brainwashing the masses in the news…just like George Bush did with weapons of mass destruction in the Iraq war. Waiting and looking for clues as to the new rates on the Qi cards.
I CAN CONFIRM ARRESTS AND MORE DEAD BANKERS. THAT’S EASY. JACK LEW PLEADING? YEAH, THAT’S PLAUSIBLE. THE REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS CAUGHT WITH THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT. AREN’T THEY SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT THE BEST OF US IN ETHICS AND PRINCIPALS?
IN IRAQ, THE GOONS THAT MALIKI HIRED TO START THE INSURGENCY AND PULLED BACK HIS DEFENSIVE FORCES TO ALLOW THE GOONS TO OVERRUN THE BASE AND GET GEARED UP WITH MODERN WEAPONS AND HUMVEES AND CARRIERS ETC, DID A GOOD JOB. THE USA DECLINED TO GET INVOLVED, WHEN THE TIME WAS UP AND MALIKI COULD NOT INSTALL MARSHALL LAW THERE, HE WENT TO PLAN B AND IS GOING TO DO THE RV ANNOUNCEMENT THERE AND WALK OUT A HERO (WITH MANY TRILLIONS IN IQD OF COURSE). THE GOONS ARE DISSIPATING. WHO WANTS TO FIGHT A WAR AND GET KILLED WITHOUT GETTING PAID? SO THAT WHOLE THING IS DYING DOWN. IN THE MEANTIME, THE NEWS IS REPORTING BAD THINGS EVEN THE KILLING OF A DOG BY FRIENDLY FIRE. THEY ARE RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO MAKE UP.
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT HAS SOME FRIENDS IN IRAQ. THE PEOPLE HAVE BEGUN TO CELEBRATE THERE, NOT COWER IN BUNKERS.
IN THE END, THE LEADERS ARE JUST BEGINNING TO REALIZE THERE IS MORE MONEY IN PEACE THAN IN WAR. AND THAT WE DO HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO SUSTAIN A 100 BILLION POPULATION QUITE EASILY. SO POPULATION REDUCTION IS FOR THE BIRDS.
NEW TECH AND THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL TO THE STARS IS A VIABLE OPTION SO WHY NOT? WHY KILL?
OH, AND YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT IT SOON ENOUGH, BUT A NEW STRAIN OF EBOLA DILIGENTLY CREATED FROM THE OLD ONE CAUSES FLU LIKE SYMPTOMS, NOT THE OLD EBOLA TRADEMARK SYMPTOMS, AND TAKES A LONG TIME TO INCUBATE (KILLS THE SAME), HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY DEVELOPED AND RELEASED AGAIN IN AFRICA. THOUSAND DEAD. IT IS AIRBORNE.
THIS HAS NOW ARRIVED IN EUROPE (ITALY) AND SPREADING. THE USA IS 7 HOURS AWAY RIGHT?
THE NEWS CAME OUT IN EUROPE FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL A CLAMP ON THE NEWS WAS EFFECTED. ALL IS FINE. NO DISEASE HERE. AND WE ARE WEARING ENVIRONMENT SUITS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE STRONG SUN AND WE DON’T WANT TO GET SUNBURNED.
AND THE DISINFORMATION AND SMOKESCREENS CONTINUE. AND THE DEADLY CHEMTRAILS CONTINUE. AND THE THEFTS CONTINUE (ALBEIT MUCH REDUCED). AND THERE IS STILL DEBATE OVER THE MARSHAL LAW THING IN THE USA WHETHER TO GO THAT ROUTE OR NOT. I HOPE NOT.
BUT BOTTOM LINE, WE ARE NEARING THE END OF ALL THE BULLSHIT AND THERE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT BECKONING. GOOD HEARTED PEOPLE ARE GETTING TOGETHER TO BEGIN MAKING A DIFFERENCE. THIS INCLUDES ONES IN POWER, MANY MANY ARMED FORCES PEOPLE, AND GRASS ROOTS MOVEMENTS. GOOD TO SEE.
ZAP, regarding your assertion of catastrophic events happening on Earth activated by pole shifts, I present a brief synopsis to challenge your claims. If you want to get serious about these representation and assertions, then I would suggest a longer and full study review of the issues.
HMMM…HOW MUCH?
$15,000 for the basic but in-depth report. $30,000 to include the mechanical/mathematical calculations. You could use the study to evaluate the validity of you own position and the validity of your claims. For and additional $15,000, if you would like, we could provide review the spiritual tradition perspectives as well. This would make for a very scholarly presentation in the best sense of the word.
AND FOR REALLY EASY PAYMENTS OF NOT 5, NOT 4, BUT (WAIT FOR IT…) THREE, YES 3 EASY PAYMENTS, I WILL SEND YOU A FLUFFY ANIMAL THAT SAYS ”EVERYTHING’S ALL RIGHT…GO TO SLEEP” OVER AND OVER. I WILL NOT EVEN CHARGE SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
Your assertions and claims create a deep sense of fear-mongering, and you would shut out nearly 90% of the world population living within a 100 miles of the coastlines that are most in need of reconstruction funds. Is this a way of dropping out of project funding in that there actually is no money, or would you prefer to play the Chicken Little the Sky is Falling game and run for the cave.
HMMMM….JUST ACTIVATE HAARP FOR A FEW DAYS AND DO THE SAME THING A POLE SHIFT WOULD DO. THERE’S YOUR POPULATION REDUCTION. PROBLEM IS, IF THEY DO THAT, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE DOZENS OF FUKUSHIMAS ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND EVERYBODY DIES.
NO. PROJECT FUNDS ARE ALREADY IN THE MASTER ACCOUNTS READY FOR DISTRIBUTION. WHY WOULD I RUN AND HIDE WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO TO SAVE AS MANY AS POSSIBLE?
If so, what responsibilities, liabilities and obligations are you willing to assume when those that trust and follow you pack up, uproot the family and head for the hills, only to be left stranded because nothing is going to happen?
I am
RJC
THE ANSWER IS MANY RESPONSIBILITIES, LIABILITIES AND OBLIGATIONS ALREADY UNDERTAKEN…YOU HAVE NO IDEA. AND THE PEOPLE THAT LISTEN AND CHECK OUT WHAT IS THERE WILL GET TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY.
NOW, ALTHOUGH YOUR OFFER IS INTERESTING, I SUGGEST THAT EVERYBODY GO DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH FOR FREE. I DID IN ORDER TO SUPPORT WHAT I WAS TOLD BY SOME GOVERNMENT GUYS AND THE ELDERS. (I JUST DO NOT LISTEN BLINDLY)
ALL THIS INFORMATION PERMEATES THE INTERNET, INCLUDING NASA. JUST GO LOOK. ONE PARTICULAR ITEM OF NOTE IS:
All this crap we hear about climate change, the explanations about why some areas are experiencing warm seas and rising sea levels; it’s not climate change, it’s the start of magnetic pole shift.
Governments cannot admit this because there’s nothing they can do about it. Instead, they sell global warming in a miserable attempt to mitigate some of the changes that are already happening.
Sources:
HYPERLINK “http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130829093405.htm”
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130829093405.htm
HYPERLINK
“http://www.theengineer.co.uk/aerospace/news/swarm-starts-mission-to-monitor-earths-magnetic-field/1017545.article”
http://www.theengineer.co.uk/aerospace/news/swarm-starts-mission-to-monitor-earths-magnetic-field/1017545.article
HYPERLINK “http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/magnetic/magearth.html”
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/magnetic/magearth.html
HYPERLINK
“http://news.nationalgeographic.co.uk/news/2009/11/091106-2012-end-of-world-myths.html”
http://news.nationalgeographic.co.uk/news/2009/11/091106-2012-end-of-world-myths.html
HYPERLINK “http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130131144339.htm”
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/01/130131144339.htm
HYPERLINK “http://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/interior/” http://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/interior/
HYPERLINK “http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25037861”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25037861
HYPERLINK “http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html”
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html
eurpopean space agency
HYPERLINK
“http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/glossary/Contdrift.shtml”
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/glossary/Contdrift.shtml
HYPERLINK
“http://www.npr.org/2012/11/09/164797147/scientists-solve-mystery-of-earths-shifting-poles”
http://www.npr.org/2012/11/09/164797147/scientists-solve-mystery-of-earths-shifting-poles
HYPERLINK “http://phys.org/news202971192.html” http://phys.org/news202971192.html
NASA:
Scientists understand that Earth’s magnetic field has flipped its polarity many times over the millennia. In other words, if you were alive about 800,000 years ago, and facing what we call north with a magnetic compass in your hand, the needle would point to ‘south.’ This is because a magnetic compass is calibrated based on Earth’s poles.
Reversals are the rule, not the exception. Earth has settled in the last 20 million years into a pattern of a pole reversal about every 200,000 to 300,000 years, although it has been more than twice that long since the last reversal. A reversal happens over hundreds or thousands of years, and it is not exactly a clean back flip. Magnetic fields morph and push and pull at one another, with multiple poles emerging at odd latitudes throughout the process. Scientists estimate reversals have happened at least hundreds of times over the past three billion years. HYPERLINK
“http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html”
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-poleReversal.html
HYPERLINK “http://poleshift.ning.com/” http://poleshift.ning.com/
The Westside Story-3 hours ago
Earth’s Magnetic North Pole has been shifting and this fact has been known to scientists for quite some time now. The Magnetic North Pole is … HYPERLINK
“http://www.thewestsidestory.net/2014/06/22/13259/earths-magnetic-north-pole-shift-confirmed-swarm-mission/”
http://www.thewestsidestory.net/2014/06/22/13259/earths-magnetic-north-pole-shift-confirmed-swarm-mission/
HYPERLINK “http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/category/pole-shift/”
http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/category/pole-shift/
SO, I FIGURE I CAN SAVE MY MONEY AND RELY ON THE MILLIONS ALREADY SPENT ON THIS RESEARCH BY SO MANY OTHERS MUCH MORE SKILLED THAN I.
AND WHEN YOU FIGURE THAT GOVERNMENTS HAVE BUILT UNDERGROUND CITIES (LOOK THAT UP ON GOOGLE AS WELL), BUNKERS AND “GHOST CITIES” APPARENTLY FOR NO REASON, NOBODY BUT NOBODY BUILDS THIS WITHOUT GOOD REASON. AGREE?
Dear Mr. Zap I submitted a “Proposal” to [email protected] sometime ago and have not received a response as to a protocol. Would you be able to share an update as to deadlines for funding, requirements, etc. Thank you
VB
SURE. WHEN THE POLE SHIFT HAPPENS, SO NOT TOO LONG. (SORRY) YES, THE TIMELINE TO GET GOING ON PROJECT SIDE HAD TO BE CONSTANTLY DELAYED UNTIL THE RELEASES OCCURRED. THIS HAS HAPPENED SO NOW OUR ESTIMATED START TIME IS ABOUT JULY 15 LATEST TO GET UNDERWAY FULLY.
REST ASSURED THAT ALL PROJECTS SUBMITTED WILL BE PROCESSED. WE JUST HAD TO WAIT UNTIL THE MATRIX FUNDS WERE RELEASED AND WE WILL GET TO THE WORK VERY SHORTLY.
YOU WILL RECEIVE AN EMAIL WHEN THE TIME COMES GIVING YOU FURTHER DIRECTION ON THE PROCESS SO YOU CAN BEGIN, AND ALL OTHERS AS WELL. MUCH WORK AHEAD.
MAY THE PURPLE PIGS BE WITH YOU.
IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE
ZAP
“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”
“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”
Copyright ZAP 2014
Love and Kisses,
“THE OFFICE OF POOFNESS”
Susan and Staff
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THREE DOG NIGHT LYRICS
“Joy To The World”
Jeremiah was a bull frog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine
Singin’
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I’d do
I’d throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
Make sweet love to you
Singin’ now
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I’m a high night flier and a rainbow rider
A straight-shootin’ son of a gun
I said a straight shootin’ son of a gun
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08p1gIEh1I4